Saturday, January 9, 2010

Talking To Girls. PT. 2

Ok so as you know im not the best with the ladies. So anyway....I had a girlfreind. We've been going out for probaly 3 months. But we arnt going out anymore. Heres what happened....So we started going out, about 1month later i had to go to the Orthodonics. Yep thats right. So acourse i had to get braces. Check one for ugliness. So she saw me the next day and she didnt seem to mind. But i tryed to avoid her 'cause i was nervous about my new train tracks in my mouth..So now for check 2...Three days later i got a haircut. The ugliest haircut possible. I got everything cut low except the top of my head. So basicaly i looked like Bart simpson...A "crew" cut i think its called. So as you prob guessed she saw me in the hall, even though i tried to avoid her. So she saw me and i said,"Yea i know its ugly", so guess what she said,"No i like it"...sike...what she really said was..no lie..."Yeah i know its terrible". You would think she would be a good girlfreind and say what i thought she would say..But as i said before. Braces+ Bad Hair=Bad Luck.
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Could Only Happen To Me

As you guys know I have bad luck. Terrible luck. Only the worst possible kinds of things could happen to me, and me only... For example.........This one time in this past summer, me and my little brother wanted to try something new out. I would ride the bike and pull nick with bunjey cords. He would be riding his powerwing (type of scooter). So we hooked everything out and it looked pretty tight...He rode the bike first and i was on the powerwing for the first trial. So we started going down the hill, and everything was fine..i was gliding behind on the powerwing and he was pulling me. The only problem was stopping, but that wasnt the main problem. So we switched i got on the bike and he got on the powerwing......Again, we started. The first few mins it was fine, going very smoothly. THEN acourse it felt like i couldnt pedal anymore like i was being pulled backwords. I turned around an the bunjy cords got stuck in the rear sprocket of my bike until i couldnt pedal anymore and i fell over, while hanging onto the bike. I guess i landed on a stone hanging out on the pavement. I then split the center of my kneecap wide open, i went to the ER, got 7 stiches. Well there you have it, that could only happen to me. Yes i know it was pretty stupid of me but i thought, hey nick did it and nothing happened so what about me? But now i know its because of my luck. Bad luck that is.
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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

THE TAKIN' PRIZE

Hey guys, Sam here. So yesterday one of my teachers walk into my homeroom. We have this "News journal" that broadcasts throughout the hole school basically explaining the events and Field trips and stuff like that. Anyway. They always play songs in the beginning before it starts. So one of our teacher walks into our homeroom and says "Who ever knows the name of this song, ill buy you an ice cream". And i know what it is so i shout,"The BG's" appareently he doesnt hear me but EVERRRRYONEE else does. I know this because...well........THEY'RE ALL LOOKING AT ME..So one kid in my class slyly says "ummm it sounds like the Bg's.." "Oh good job Bennet come see me during lunch". Im thinking...Oh yeah bennet good job your so smart stealing my answer. No i dont hate bennet i just hate it when that happens ot MEE I know im over reacting its just an ice cream. I dont care about the ice cream i care about him taking my answer and getting away with it!!!! But oh no bennet just happens to be in the very back (practicly) and im in the front. Thats probaly the 8th time thats happened to me. Yep i have great luck dont I! Comment saying anything thats ever happened to you like that.
Hope you enjoyed my missery. ;D

Talking To Girls

When ever i talk to a very "pretty" girl i get alittle nervous. Its pretty stupid but doesnt every guy? Anyway, i tried talking to one of the "prettiest"girls in school yesterday. So ya know i said "Wassup" and then she said "Heyy Samm", and reached to give me a high five. So i went to give her one back. And as i was reaching i felt some french fry greese on my hand. I touched her hand and luckily she didnt notice. Dont stop reading its not over yet...So as i just touched her hand a smile slowly creeked along my check...As i went to turn around and go back to my seat. i bumbed into this hugggeee kid, went flying into her chair (the girl) and she pushed me off. Lets just say my head wasnt in the best place...
Hope you enjoy my pain....;)

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

My Life With Bad Luck

HI. My names Sam Wheeler, and this is my first blog. The title basicly explains what my blog is about. But if your still wondering, its about my life, with my bad luck. I wanted to write about my bad luck because its quite funny how rediculous the events that happen to me are. I have terrible luck and I get so tirred of it, so I'm just going to start a blog and tell other people about my funny life.
I hope that if you are still reading this (if there was anyone reading this from the start) you enjoy my hole blog, and i hope you read it!!!! .....i wonder if my titles ok.......
Oh, before i forget im 14, my hobbies include writing, art, sports and school. I cant help the last one.
Ill try to post a new article each day.

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